Vintage Embroidered Cap – "Not a Bunch of Dicks" Red Dad Hat

This washed-red vintage cap brings lived-in style to everyday wear. Soft 100% cotton twill and a low-profile, unstructured six-panel build create a relaxed silhouette that sits comfortably and breaks in with you. Subtle distressing and a faded finish give each hat a unique worn look, while the antique brass snap buckle offers easy adjustability and a touch of timeless character. Small embroidered artwork on the front adds a playful, personal detail without shouting — the kind of hat you reach for on slow coffee mornings, weekend drives, or city strolls when you want charm without effort.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill with washed vintage effect
- Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile design for a relaxed fit
- Antique brass-finish metal snap buckle — adjustable sizing
- Six sewn eyelets and black sweatband for breathability and comfort
- Distressed finish makes each cap unique; compliant with lead and phthalates limits

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.